Showing posts with label Borat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Borat. Show all posts

Saturday, September 14, 2013

...Genuinely Nice

Asmira's sugar-free, fat-free masterpiece.
I am not a party person so when my aunt asked about my yoga party, I quickly called it by another name --- a birthday yoga class.

Wanted to have a yoga class for the b-day last year but sat on the fence too long. I still had the urge so I thought about where I could have it and who would guide.

I asked Gloria and her answer was a supersized yes and I still have not found the appropriate words to convey how thankful I am.

I sent out invitations and asked people not to bring gifts. Why did you tell people not to bring anything? one of my friends asked. It feels good to be able to sing those Tuck and Patti lyrics: I have just about everything I need. Although, I will admit that I cannot resist the lure of workout clothes and I'm often tempted to buy more workout equipment.

The Gifts That I Was Not Supposed To Get
Today didn't go as I planned but it was a wonderful opportunity to practice yoga principles and to witness how magnanimous people can be. Even though it didn't go exactly as planned, it turned out beautifully. The energy was really good and I think that everyone enjoyed themselves.

Even Borat said: It (the birthday yoga class) was genuinely nice.

Thanks so much to everyone for making it such a lovely day.

Lori Revisiting Plank. Borat and I Content With Sukhasana (Easy Pose)
A Deeper Look Inside of Asmira's Confection
A Closer Look at the Calla Lilies
Favorite Gloria-ism of the day: Every time (birthday) you step on your yoga mat, it's an opportunity to have a clean slate. Gloria said it much nicer but you get the picture.

Gloria also threw in eagle pose which tends to make me cringe. I totally saw my "office wife" nod in the affirmative when Gloria said that sometimes the poses that we like the least are the ones that we need to do the most.

Melinda would totally agree with this quote by Paris Hilton that Gloria read at the beginning of class:

The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.

One of the most memorably moments from the class, besides grunting from the newbies, was a post-savasana Gloria saying: Make a beautiful spine and the sun from the sky light falling across her face.


Can Feel The Warmth of The Coffee Cup That I Will Have In My Hands...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Gospel According to Hazira, The 'Fugee (Special Birthday Edition)

Do not become friends with a refugee if you know what's good for you. Besides the fact that they will make Borat-like pronouncements, the wants and needs of a 'fugee are endless. Despite my admonishment, Hazira is my friend and what follows below is her gospel:



  • You were so furious then you got in touch with your better self...



  • None of my relationships are so easily destroyed.



  • I think when we are spontaneous, we are at our most human.



  • Obama is such an example of positive psychology.



  • I felt safe the moment that I met you but I also sensed that you could be a tough character.



  • You know what energizes me? Nice people energize me...



  • Keepittogetherkeepittogetherkeepittogether.



  • In my country, we don't have to call before stopping over at someone's house.



  • Me: I just have one more thing to do -- get my battery checked out.

    Hazira: If you go and get it checked out then you're going to need a new battery.



  • After demonstrating my new self-massage skills...

    Hazira: Tapping. Okay, drumming...



  • I feel so relaxed just watching this show (In Treatment).



  • Nobody gives me credit...



  • Do I get recognition for that?



  • I'm going to reflect on that later.



  • Once you are a refugee, you're always a refugee.




  • Happy Birthday Bosanski Scalawag!

    Thursday, October 8, 2009

    Pulling Off The Splish Meow

    Got an e-mail from SwimOutlet.com who's having a Halloween clearance sale and I was intrigued by some of the teaser swimsuits in the ad and I clicked.



    I could completely go for one of these swimsuits. I don't think that I could or would want to pull of the splish meow.

    Of course, there are truly scary things like the Borat swimming suit
    and the Speedo that I purchased from Ebay at a very reasonable price which was new without tags. No tags, hunh?