My aunt: You need to (drag on cigarette) get out of this house (i.e. go to the hospital).
Me: Have you seen Avatar?
My aunt: I don't watch that kind of s*@t.
A statement that my aunt makes when she feels someone is being too diplomatic.
You can't win; you have five days stacked up against two.
A comment that my aunt will typically make in connection to difficult coworkers.
She (drag on cigarette) just gonna have to shake it off.
If you smoke, you need to have your own cigarettes.
After I got kidnapped into a rather awkward conversation.
On the Green Bay (28) Dallas (0) game (score) right before halftime on Nov. 7th when the Packers intercepted the ball and there was a question about whether the player's knee was down before the ball was swiped.
You could market this as Sh*t My Aunt Says- but then again Sh*t My Dad says could sue you. hummm...but it does make for an interesting read! lol
ReplyDeletei love your aunt
ReplyDelete"Mental illness is rough" LOL!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing as TJ!! too funny.
ReplyDeletemy husband has some pretty wacky off the wall random things he says alot--of course interspersed with some cuss words.
this morning he was reading my cover letter for my job aps. he said,
"holy sh!t this is a good cover letter. I wanna hire you and I don't even have a job for you."
It was actually one of the sweetest things ever :)
I wish I could be friends with her. Practical, funny and obviously very caring!
ReplyDelete@TJ,
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'll have to see how I can get around that legal thing. ;)
@Angela,
Glad you got a laugh out of it.
@midlife_swimmer,
I'ma tell my aunt that you send your regards.
@gingersnapper,
It is, isn't it? :)
@Heather,
What your husband said is pretty sweet.
Good luck with the job hunting.
@Diane,
You hit the nail on the head. I wish, especially, that I were more practical like my aunt.