Overheard Everywhere

I see the answer to our question -- Bordeaux.


Woman to man in grocery store...

Once you start treating me bad, forget it. I dig in and, boy, do I dig in.

I wear two suits and shorts for a better workout.

One of my colleagues who is a swimming machine; she does a mile in 35 minutes -- 39 minutes on a slow day.

It was broken at the radial head. It was hurting mid-shaft...I kept thinking that I was a baby...

I didn't go to the ER because I'm an ER nurse and ER nurses don't go to the ER.

Wasn’t that the stupidest thing?

Nurse reluctant to go to hospital after slipping on a black walnut and falling. Her arm was broken in two places – at wrist and at radial head (near elbow); she even chided herself for how she fell since she instinctively put her hand out to brace her fall…

Woman: You know Pat from SNL?

Me: Yeah, Androgynous Pat.

Woman: Only I'm more masculine than androgynous. I always thank God that I look feminine. Otherwise, I'd be in trouble.

My heart hurts. I think I'm going to die very soon., A colleague

I'm going to risk it and, if I get the flu, frankly, I could use the days off.

After an announcement that flu shots were being given at work...

When I go out to drink coffee, I don't drink coffee.

Overheard at Work...

Everybody's so stressed out. It's just another day. You can't stress out about everything.

At work...

Ugh, no, I don't eat grilled bananas -- that's the other Africans.

A colleague after someone described preparing grilled bananas...

Yeah, closing the barn door after the horse is gone.


Re: post-theft modified behavior (overheard at work)...