Colleague on the difficulty of getting to the gym during the week because of late nights at work.
A woman to me after I did the front crawl.
Friend at work when I mentioned outdoor climbing
My colleague who mixed two bananas with sour cream, a little sugar and heavy cream.
Pam: With climbing, yes.
(As opposed to love at first sight with her husband)
Me: I'm going to this boxing class.
Aunt: (Enthusiastic chuckling) Girl, you're always up to something.
Karen (woman sitting on edge of pool): My foot is numb.
Me: Oh, don't start what you don't have time to finish.
MT: I have time...
Me: I'm fine.
MT: You know what fine means? F.....Up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional...
Me:...I'm fine (unintentional).