The judge to a woman with a suspended license who said that her brother had driven her and was waiting in the car.
The judge to a 19-year-old who was putting his new court date in his Blackberry but after the judge warned everyone to turn cell phones off.
The judge telling a man that if he produced certain papers his fine and points would be reduced.
Offender: On The Hill.
Judge: Can I still eat there?
Judge: And get a turkey and spit sandwich...
A woman without insurance whose car somehow moved from parked position.
Judge: So, there's no need to shine the bright lights in your eyes?
The judge to the court clerk on an offender's charge been reduced from points.
The judge to an offender who had racked up over $700 in fines. If he produces certain documents, his fines and points will be reduced.
The judge re: his flawless pronunciation of an offender's name.
Offender: Guilty with an explanation. My speedometer was broken.
Judge: The o...l...d broken speedometer defense. Even the bailiff thought that was funny and he's not easily amused... You know that you're responsible for the repair of your car?
Although she didn't show, Gladys Knight was on the docket. You know the judge couldn't resist making references after he called her name...