The gospel without preamble:
It’s just so quiet; it stresses me out.Once the pool opens, I can swim, tan and drink.Kids stress me out; they make too much noise.M: I don't want to be pregnant.
Me: Okay Jillian Michaels.
M: Who's Jillian Michaels?I want to be besties with Paris Hilton and Michelle Obama.Whatever happened to being a classy lady?They called me "The Hot Mess Express" in college. M: I want to open a restaurant called "Street Food." I shouldn't have to go to Prague to get a fried cheese sandwich.
Me: You can make your own fried cheese.
M: I can make my own burrito but I still like to go to Qdoba.Melinda: I was supposed to be named Veronica and I think I would have made a good one.
Me: What do you think are the qualities of a Veronica?
Melinda: Sassy...fun...Me: Is she nuttier than a fruitcake?
Melinda: Mmmmmm, cake.
True story: I went to a stand (night restuarant sort of) called Street Food in Santiago. I thought the name was cute because it was in English :)
ReplyDeleteThat's inspiring!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, I enjoyed the visit. :)
@Sara,
ReplyDeleteI'll tell Melinda that there's a Santiago version of *her* restaurant.
@The Tame Lion,
I'm glad that you enjoyed the visit. I think your "Cursing" short joke is funny; it made me laugh out loud. :)
I'm flattered you think my neurotic jarble is worth sharing. Also my mom just told me who this mysterious Jillian Michaels character is.
ReplyDeleteMelinda,
ReplyDeleteI love neurotic jarble and I'm glad that your mom hipped you to who Jillian Michaels is. ;)