The gospel without preamble:
It’s just so quiet; it stresses me out.Once the pool opens, I can swim, tan and drink.Kids stress me out; they make too much noise.M: I don't want to be pregnant.
Me: Okay Jillian Michaels.
M: Who's Jillian Michaels?I want to be besties with Paris Hilton and Michelle Obama.Whatever happened to being a classy lady?They called me "The Hot Mess Express" in college. M: I want to open a restaurant called "Street Food." I shouldn't have to go to Prague to get a fried cheese sandwich.
Me: You can make your own fried cheese.
M: I can make my own burrito but I still like to go to Qdoba.Melinda: I was supposed to be named Veronica and I think I would have made a good one.
Me: What do you think are the qualities of a Veronica?
Melinda: Sassy...fun...Me: Is she nuttier than a fruitcake?
Melinda: Mmmmmm, cake.
