Food Wit Friday

It's Friday -- time to up the frivolity. Here are food quotes that, for some reason or another, amused me.

You're not my Chinese food but helllllo.

Arthur Spooner on The King of Queens

Doug: If you could think of one thing missing from our marriage what would that be?

Carrie: A commitment to dieting?, The King of Queens

Don't ask if they want ice cream. Everyone wants ice cream. Even lactose intolerant kids want ice cream.


Jake to his Uncle Charlie on Two and a Half Men

It's not mixing. The coffee doesn't even recognize it.


Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond about skim milk

Libby: I take it the diet's off.

Dennis:...But don't come down here while I'm eating my full English breakfast with breakfast...and expect me to make things easier for you. Can I please get some ketchup?

From Run Fat Boy Run

Dr. Lightman: What is that?

Dr. Foster: Chocolate pudding.

Dr. Lightman: Who eats pudding at 10 o'clock in the morning?

Dr. Foster: People who like pudding.


From Lie to Me Epi 1, Season 1

Dr. Foster: Chicken Dumpling?

Dr. Lightman: Oh no, I never eat meat I can't see. No, really, you have no idea what's in there...


From Lie to Me Epi 2, Season 1

I found Food Fight, a King of Queens' episode, hilarious. Doug has an unforgettable food affair.





I also like the episode, Furious George, when Doug is supposed to go to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting but ends up going to a meeting for abused men and gains weight because he eats donuts and cake at the meetings.




I almost forgot a Seinfeld episode about yogurt that's supposed to be low-fat. Loved it.

Have you been watching something and heard a quote about food that made you laugh?