Arthur Spooner on The King of Queens
Carrie: A commitment to dieting?, The King of Queens
Jake to his Uncle Charlie on Two and a Half Men
Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond about skim milk
Dennis:...But don't come down here while I'm eating my full English breakfast with breakfast...and expect me to make things easier for you. Can I please get some ketchup?
From Run Fat Boy Run
Dr. Foster: Chocolate pudding.
Dr. Lightman: Who eats pudding at 10 o'clock in the morning?
Dr. Foster: People who like pudding.
From Lie to Me Epi 1, Season 1
Dr. Lightman: Oh no, I never eat meat I can't see. No, really, you have no idea what's in there...
From Lie to Me Epi 2, Season 1
I found Food Fight, a King of Queens' episode, hilarious. Doug has an unforgettable food affair.
I also like the episode, Furious George, when Doug is supposed to go to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting but ends up going to a meeting for abused men and gains weight because he eats donuts and cake at the meetings.
I almost forgot a Seinfeld episode about yogurt that's supposed to be low-fat. Loved it.
Have you been watching something and heard a quote about food that made you laugh?