Thursday, June 28, 2012

If You're Going to Swim Like That or Stuff People Say to Me at the Pool

  • I don't know if there's going to be enough room in the pool now that I'm getting in.

    (I was in the pool by myself.)

  • Now, you're going to have to get out of the pool if you're going to swim like that and show everyone up...

  • (Two of Us in Pool at This Point)

  • Have you been watching the Olympic trials?

  • They have amazing bodies -- like triangles. Yeah, my body is totally like that.

  • Me: We all have different shapes.

  • Kay: And God loves us all, doesn't he?

    Well, sometimes I think he loves people with triangles better. I'm like an inverted triangle.

  • Don't let me interrupt your exercise.

  • I think that I have your routine down. White glasses for freestyle and dark glasses for the backstroke.

  • See you in four years (at the Olympics)...


    1. TJ,

      Kay was on a roll. I felt like I should have had a drum or something to hit after she delivered her punch lines...