If You're Going to Swim Like That or Stuff People Say to Me at the Pool

I don't know if there's going to be enough room in the pool now that I'm getting in.

(I was in the pool by myself.)

Now, you're going to have to get out of the pool if you're going to swim like that and show everyone up...

(Two of Us in Pool at This Point)

Have you been watching the Olympic trials?

They have amazing bodies -- like triangles. Yeah, my body is totally like that.

Me: We all have different shapes.

Kay: And God loves us all, doesn't he?

Well, sometimes I think he loves people with triangles better. I'm like an inverted triangle.

Don't let me interrupt your exercise.

I think that I have your routine down. White glasses for freestyle and dark glasses for the backstroke.

See you in four years (at the Olympics)...