Overheard Everywhere (Second Edition)

Shawna, if you want to win, you gotta just kick...


Lifeguard and mother of shorty who was racing against high schoolers...

He never tells the story from the man's perspective...It was all right but I would wait until it comes out on DVD.

A barbershop customer on Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls

She had a gansta job. She would clock in then go and do whatever shopping she had to do.

Overheard in the barbershop

He's shrewd. He's shrewd. You gotta be gangsta to be president.

Discussion about Obama overheard in barbershop

I can't do "xyz" because I got papers.

Had not heard that phrase about having papers since I was on jury duty several years ago until I overheard this customer in the barbershop talking about having papers.

I thought you were my husband. I saw a bald head...

Woman to a man as she wandered around coat section at Macy's.

I feel like I've been drop kicked and that someone played dodge ball with my body.


Receptionist who was suffering from a cold

Do you want Booty?


Mother to her shorty in the organic aisle

There's fear when we walk down the hall together.

Overheard at work

Ahhhhhh, God.

An intense sigh from a woman walking down the hall at work.