The Bluff

Patti sent me a link to Living Social's deal of the day which happened to be three belly dancing classes for $14. I don't know why I sent you this deal, she wrote, except that this is one activity that you have not tried.

I'm not a dancer although I did try 10 Minute Solution's Dance Your Body Thin! and liked it but those are definitely moves that won't leave the house.

I shrugged as if Patti could see me through cyberspace and said that I wasn't interested.

She wrote back to say that I was lily-livered or something like that. I wrote back that I would try it if she would but she declined my offer.

I resisted the urge to call her lily-livered as well and just asked her to get back to me if she changed her mind.