Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Stuff People Ask Me

Did you shave your hair? What did you do? I can't see...

You don't wear a cap?

Wearing a cap makes you go faster.

I haven't been swimming in a year. The last time that I went swimming, I did five laps and snuck out of the pool because everybody else was still swimming. See, I took my swimming necklace off.

You've been swimming for 10 years now, haven't you?

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