Patti: What’s the plan for tomorrow?
'Drea: First, LOL, I plan to take an Epsom Salt bath. My calves are so sore that I was walking down the steps sideways. I did a bit of yoga so they are feeling better. You know that I wanna climb though. So, if the Ep doesn't do the trick, I might just gut it out anyway...
Colleague One: What is going on with you?
Mother: Are your legs sore?
Colleague Two: Are you okay?
Colleague Three: What happened?
Me: Too much exercise.
Colleague Three: That has never happened to me.
Me: Maybe it will.
Colleague Three: It hasn't happened yet.
Colleague Four: I should take a picture of you.
Mother: Whatever exercise you did, don't do it anymore.
My sore calves and penguin-like walk are courtesy of Kate's Tuesday night special. About 15 minutes into class Kate asked us, in the middle of jumping jacks, how we were doing but no one answered because, well, we had already exerted a lot of energy. Our inability to respond resulted in more jumping jacks -- not to mention the lunges and planks that followed.
In the end, I should know better than to take a class from someone who wasn't alive in 1980 or 1985 or 1989.
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