I Don't Understand Exercise...Or Stuff People Say to Me

I took your yoga magazine home...Anything I can do to keep running.


Ariel, one of my coworkers. Yoga Journal lives at work once I've finished reading it. Although, I didn't tell Ariel that I had brought a journal to work.

Me: How much is 25 grams (re: Milka Almond Cake)?*

Rabija: Who knows?!

It's almost like you meditate in the pose.


Nikolay, a yoga instructor during a conversation about, well, yoga.

I don't understand exercise that involves carrying things.


Ariel after telling me that her father had given her an electric bike.

I was a flaunter.


Kim about her behavior when she weighed less.

I weigh 76 kilograms.


The 'Fugee

I walked and did -- what do you call that?


The 'Fugee about walking and squats...

I'm on the Pinterest.


Angie

I'm trying to walk around like this bag is not conspicuous.


Alison

The Handles of Alison's Mega Bag

You were round, my friend.


Sarah's assessment after looking at old pictures of us...

Do you know where the chia seeds are at? Dr. Oz has me shopping again.


Unknown shopper

*How I stared down that Milka that Rabija brought back from Holland.