You Wouldn't Do That, Would You? or Stuff People Say To Me

You wouldn't do that, would you?

My mother upon hearing that Andrew Mason, former Groupon CEO, posted a video of himself doing yoga in his underwear.

You know how we eat radishes in Switzerland? With a little butter and salt on top. Mmm, so delicious.

Sarah

It's you that smells like Christmas.

Jessie to me after I magnetically cleared her energy field.

You look regal.

Bonnie, a woman who thought she knew me then chalked it up to my look.

Scudder me...

Sue to me during energy workshop

No thanks, I'll find the bees.

One of my boxing classmates who was not looking forward to allergy season. She preferred taking local honey to acupuncture.

I don't want to kill him but I don't want to have lunch with him either. 

Woman at Serendipity Cafe about a bee on her menu.

Does everyone have their cell phones on stun?

Pat before we started energy therapy work.

You were doing aerial fitness. 

Patti to me after my rope got seriously tangled with the auto belay.

Spandex is a privilege and not a right and it's a firm belief of mine that if you're a male, it's a privilege. 

David to me after I commented on his cool (non-spandex) bike shorts.