Tougher Than It Looks or Overheard in the Gym

It's tougher than it looks.*

A newbie climber while ascending a route...

You are amazing. 

A mother to her climbing daughter.

Feet, feet, feet. 

A father to his climbing daughter.

My butt was vibrating the whole time. 

Becky to me as she lowered Patti then checked her phone.

What do guys wear to yoga? 

Doug to Gloria

Don't forget. I can make your life miserable. 

Patti to David who is dating Patti's daughter.

David

I don't think that I know this route well enough.

Stuck climber

I think that's far enough.

A shortie halfway up a route...

Are you in the right mind to give me a soft catch? 

One lead climber to another.

Remind me never to get pregnant.

A male climber to his pregnant climbing partner who was trying to figure out how to put on a special harness.


*The way I felt tonight...