Some of my folks and I were sitting in the waiting room and I was looking at the newly moved in vending machine. There was a blueberry Special K bar for $.75 cents. See, that's why I take my snacks with me, I said. You can get a 12 pack of Special K bars at Big Lots for $3.00 dollars.
My aunt's reply as she unwrapped her Milky Way bar?
It doesn't matter where you get them from -- Wal-mart included. This bar was $.60 cents; it costs a lot to be fat.
My aunts and uncles have been like guardian angels; they move me and make me laugh a lot too -- even when they ignore my suggestions.